- Me: Did you know that this bracelet you sent me also came with a polka-dot bow-tie BECAUSE GUESS WHAT.
- Sibling: NO SHUT UP
- Me: 4 real & I'm gonna wear it BECAUSE I LIVE IN BROOKLYN!!!
potato husband. you take a potato poke a face into that sucker, take it to bed, tell it you love it and then when it doesn’t say it back you make latkes.
you are welcome can’t wait to see you and potato husband thrive together. Sibling, in response to me asking her what she’s into these days.