Birthday Presents
- Me: Did you know that this bracelet you sent me also came with a polka-dot bow-tie BECAUSE GUESS WHAT.
- Sibling: NO SHUT UP
- Me: 4 real & I'm gonna wear it BECAUSE I LIVE IN BROOKLYN!!!
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potato husband. you take a potato poke a face into that sucker, take it to bed, tell it you love it and then when it doesn’t say it back you make latkes.
you are welcome can’t wait to see you and potato husband thrive together.
” Sibling, in response to me asking her what she’s into these days.
Also my sister did this mad-flattering portrait of me. See more of her beautiful illustration work here.
“This is why you are up there with Martha Stewart, Dolly Parton, and Jefferson Starship on my list of role models.”
Recently found on my phone. My sister sent me this text a few months ago after I had told her that I performed The Carpenters’ “Superstar” at a karaoke bar. EGO INFLATED.
SPAAACE
It’s as though my sister KNEW I was currently writing the script for a retro pulp outer space sex comedy short comic. That’s definitely our dog on the left.
