Decorating the apartment for Christmas.
“Christmas With The Devil”, Spinal Tap
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Hail Satan!
Festive Christmas Suggestions
- Nothing says cozy like cashmere! Fashion a hammock out of your luxurious scarves and sweaters and enjoy curling up in it and sinking slowly toward the floor!
- Microwave glasses of whiskey and stir them with a peppermint stick. Make yourself (and your closest friends!) drink all of it.
- Create a wreath out of used tissues from your winter cold. Spray paint it gold.
- Put on satin evening gloves and rub a kitten.
- Make a winter wonderland out of powdered dish soap. Deny everything.
- Rekindle the magic of childhood by figuring out how many holly berries fit in your nose.
- For a fun alternative to the usual Christmas stockings, hang up your control top pantyhose instead!
- If you have ear gauges, why not use this holiday season as an excuse to make a festive statement by putting cinnamon sticks in them?
- Have a seance to bring Frank Sinatra back from the dead. Coerce him into singing the entirety of his Christmas album/gossipping about his failed marriage to Mia Farrow.
- Fancy scented candles out of your price range? Set a Christmas tree on fire.
- Make an entrance at your holiday parties by arriving astride an actual reindeer. Struggle to get down. Decide it’s not worth it. Pretend you’re staying on the reindeer all night on purpose.
- Cut the toes off dolls and hot glue them to sprigs of mistletoe! Your guests will love playing footsy under these cheeky MistleToes!
- Enjoy a contest of wills with your friends! Bury yourselves neck deep in snow and see who can stand it the longest!
- Scotch tape everyone’s noses up so that they all look like Whos.
- Sit up all night beside the fireplace on Christmas Eve with shotgun, and lie in wait for Santa.
