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Fun alternatives to the Humblebrag

(for reference)

• Grumblebrag: “I have such a massive hoard of stupid, awful fans.”
• Fumblebrag: “I am so fucking good at dropping footballs.”
• Rumblebrag: “Oh, these? They’re just my souvenirs from all the fights under the freeway overpass that I’ve won this week.”
• Jumblebrag: “I really went to town on that Boggle game.”
• Crumblebrag: “I make one hell of a rhubarb crumble, if I do say so myself.”
• Thumblebrag: “I’m so small I can swim in a teacup!”
• Plumblebrag: “I have eaten/the plums/that were in/the icebox//and which/you were probably/saving/for breakfast//Forgive me/they were delicious/so sweet/and so cold.” (credit to William Carlos Williams)
• Stumblebrag: “I looked so cool tripping over that rock a minute ago, didn’t I?”
• Tumblbrag: “Yeah, I started that meme.”
• Tumblebrag: “Check out my beautiful array of drinking glasses.”
• Mumblebrag: [indistinct murmurs of self-aggrandizement]
• Bumblebrag: “Got all my pollinating done for the day, and it’s only noon!”

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