Some Major Life Goals
- to convince an artist to make a marzipan statue in my likeness, then subsequently eat said statue
- to have my correspondences read aloud in voice over by famous actors in a tasteful documentary about my life/contributions
- to create some work of art that makes a bunch of uptight nerds really angry
- to trade all my friends for cronies
- to own two pet bears, just to upstage Lord Byron
- to ever find a pair of sandals that doesn’t give me blisters
- to give a speech while literally standing on a soap box
- to look back on this period in my life and just laugh and laugh
