Random Acts of Flyness
- Rollerskating to get around your house faster
- Doing things standing on one food that you normally do standing on both feet
- Remembering to use the British Royal Navy toast of the day
- Changing into a new pair of sunglasses anytime people are looking away, so that they think you have magical, shapeshifting sunglasses
- Working up a sick dance routine to “One Night in Bangkok”
- Writing flattering things about Bill Pullman on the internet
- Wearing a wig to disguise your identity at the dentist
- Lying about having seen every movie ever made and not backing down no matter how damning the evidence marshaled against you
- Intending to use a quill pen
- Washing your damn bellybutton thoroughly for fucking once
- Telling a reptile not to worry, you’ve got it covered
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oh god the fourth one
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