I Wanna Be Your Blog

My name is Tessa. I used to live in Los Angeles and now I live in Brooklyn. I do this and other things.

Email:
strain.tessa@gmail.com

Twitter:
@tessastrain

Comics reviews/commentary:
DEATH-RAY OZONE

Old tumblr:
REPULSIVE INTERACTIONS

Essays about my hometown:
ON THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY

Art:
NUMBER 1 PEN NUMBER 2 THOUGHTS

Netflix Categories I Would Appreciate

  • Movies Made In The 1970s That Make You Feel Like An Adult for Watching Them
  • Movies That Are Almost Certainly Satire, But It’s Like Nobody Told the Actors?
  • Movies With Misleadingly Great Titles
  • Movies From The 1940s That You Expect To Be Really Boring But Are Actually Super Good, And You Should Really Give Them A Shot
  • Campy Horror Movies That Lend Themselves To Feminist Readings
  • Movies You Will Intend To Watch, Right Up To The Point Where They Are Removed From Watch Instantly
  • Indie Movies About The “Complexity” Of “Relationships” That All Appear To Have Approximately The Same Title
  • Really Heavy-Handed SciFi Movies Beloved By Men In Their 20s
  • Movies You Would Totally Watch If You Knew How To Remove Them From Your “Recently Watched” Page
  • Movies That, Despite Their All-Star Casts, You Haven’t Heard Of For A Reason
  • Movies With At Least One Reaction Shot From A Dog

  1. carpinteria reblogged this from tessastrain and added:
    Seconded, all of it. Except that I am far likely to think an awful movie from...‘40’s...
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    Drug-Induced Father/Daughter Comedies...Sad Clown Finds Love Albiet Not Where He Expected...
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