I Wanna Be Your Blog

My name is Tessa. I used to live in Los Angeles and now I live in Brooklyn. I do this and other things.

Email:
strain.tessa@gmail.com

Twitter:
@tessastrain

Comics reviews/commentary:
DEATH-RAY OZONE

Old tumblr:
REPULSIVE INTERACTIONS

Essays about my hometown:
ON THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY

Art:
NUMBER 1 PEN NUMBER 2 THOUGHTS

Standing on the Shoulders of Greatness

  • If you like Gossip Girl, then you’ll love my new show Gossipy Girl! Sample dialogue: “And what am I? That’s something I don’t plan to divulge. Doubtless you like me. OXOX, Gossipy Girl.”
  • If you like Cheers, then you’ll love my new show I Propose a Toast at This Bar! Sample dialogue: “Everyone here recognizes you.”
  • If you like Mad Men, you’ll love my new show Ad Guys. Sample dialogue: “They don’t have our abilities, and as such, they resent us.”
  • If you like Arrested Development, you’ll love my new show Stopped Change. Sample dialogue: “That was an error on my part.”
  • If you like I Love Lucy, you’ll love my new show Lucy is Great. Sample dialogue: “Lucy! Explain this, please!”
  • If you like Battlestar Galactica, you’ll love my new show Galactic Battleship. Sample dialogue: “The Silons were created by people. They changed. They revolted. There are several kinds. And they’re planning something.”
  • If you like Saturday Night Live, you’ll love my new show Live on Saturday. Sample dialogue: “From New York, we’re coming to you live, and the night we are doing this is on Saturday, at night!”
  • If you like Twin Peaks, then you’ll love my new show Double Mountains! Sample dialogue: “Excuse me, but this coffee is SO good.”

  1. illogicalvolume reblogged this from tessastrain and added:
    Tessa Strain has...greatest of minds.
  2. perpetua said: I love the Gossipy Girl one, but one bit of input: I think it should be OXOX
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