All-denim couple’s formal wear is the only look that matters.
The gesture is manufactured, but it takes genuine earnestness to carry it off. You are looking at two people who think this is a really good idea. It gives them an ease that, for example, many starlets who are too quickly labeled “fashion icons” for merely being clotheshorses can never attain.
The look may not have been their idea, but it could have been, which is the missing ingredient in most celebrity styling. Look at Britney’s gown: it’s hideous, but the fit is flawless. Looking costume-y and looking credible are not mutually exclusive.
I’ll never stop telling you about the looks that matter.
Shirtless with glasses is the only look that matters, Coco Chanel’s oft-paraphrased instruction to “remove one thing at the door” taken to its logical Platonic conclusion.
The glasses tell you this is no accident (the watch might be, but what a perfect Boring Watch). It’s the deliberateness that makes it so ruinous. Look at Baby on the right, quietly wigging out as she is inducted into a world of real life, grown-ass, on purpose sexuality. This is a look that was engineered for grinding.
Don’t you just wanna weep?
My new vanity project, wherein I rant about style and fashion. Won’t you join me?
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Tiny Magic is back this week, and Rattlesnake Joe shows up with important advice. Later this week or early next week I’ll have more Boy to put up.
Then we can read it together!
Good. Yes, very good.
Photo Credit: Scott Rudd
I miss lizards. They were a fact of life in Southern California, these little alligator lizards in particular. I would catch them in my back yard and enjoy having a pet for an hour.
One I actually kept; I found him in my house. I initially mistook him for an identical toy alligator lizard I had lost a few months before. “Mom found it!” I thought excitedly, reaching for the suddenly, shockingly motile creature.
I named him Zippy. He had one eye and looked mean as hell. He kind of was, too.
Oh hey also this is what is at stake in my family Oscar pool. This and a dubious excuse for pride.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Top 5 Sexts Of The Week
- confirming my appointment w/dat ass.
- die hard 5 was lame. bj?
- let’s make 1 sex.
- got half a philly cheese in my glovebox. trade 4 hand stuff?
- Netflix is down.