DEATH-RAY OZONE Reviews "The Avengers"
A whispered conversation that took place between Tessa and Geoffrey during a viewing of “The Avengers”
SPOILER ALERT: NUANCE IS A LOST ART.
Here is a thing I made on Saturday. It is going through a second edit (which will not fix, unfortunately, the shitty lighting and sound, or the fact that my hair could not be dirtier or more terribly styled), but! Hey! This didn’t exist on Saturday morning and now it does.
My pal Aubrey is going to teach us all how to eat food like adults, AND BY GOD WE WILL LIKE IT.
Farewell My Lovely
Rousseau said Robinson Crusoe was “the one book that teaches all that books can teach,” and as such should be applied directly to (male) children’s brains in order to develop strong character. We have a difference of opinion.
Philip Marlowe will teach you:
- how to keep your humanity even when it’s costly
- how to smack someone in the face with their own gun, and when
- what kind of liquor to keep in your desk drawer
- how to survive with a soft heart
- how to be lonely
- how to be funny even when you’re beaten to a pulp and shot full of drugs
- how to mock brainless macho pricks even when they’re beating you to a pulp and shooting you full of drugs
- which part of a California house you can’t put your foot through
- how to love a rotting city
- that worms are of both sexes and that any worm can love any other worm
- how to lose a tail
- how to make a gimlet
(via novazembla)
A List of Punny Titles for Non-Existent Fashion Editorials That I Wrote Between Songs at Metal Karaoke Last Week
- Going Against the Grosgrain
- Bespoken For
- A Seersucker’s Born Every Minute
- Hooked on Chiffonics
- Get Behind Me, Satin
potato husband. you take a potato poke a face into that sucker, take it to bed, tell it you love it and then when it doesn’t say it back you make latkes.
you are welcome can’t wait to see you and potato husband thrive together.
” Sibling, in response to me asking her what she’s into these days.Things I have done since moving to New York that made me feel still very much an Angeleno
- opted for taking three trains over taking one bus
- thought a cashier at Trader Joe’s could have been friendlier
“Kickflip the Moon, page 5”
by Geoffrey Lapid
I drew a cartoon of Kirby’s Big Barda & Mr. Miracle and maybe projected a little bit.
