April 2011
11 posts
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novazembla:
Basically I wish that this were a real movie and that Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel would just get banished the hell into the Phantom Zone, you know?
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hypocritelecteuse asked: http://ipomoeaandthestarstealers.tumblr.com/post/4986650495
It kind of feels like you're being nibbled on by an electric rattlesnake.
It kind of feels like you're being nibbled on by an electric rattlesnake.
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“Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: I’m trying to think of the last time I...”
– From W Magazine’s interview with Karl Lagerfeld. (via borninflames)
Lagerfeld needs to leave fashion altogether and embrace supervillainy as a full-time career.
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Some Major Life Goals
to convince an artist to make a marzipan statue in my likeness, then subsequently eat said statue
to have my correspondences read aloud in voice over by famous actors in a tasteful documentary about my life/contributions
to create some work of art that makes a bunch of uptight nerds really angry
to trade all my friends for cronies
to own two pet bears, just to upstage Lord Byron
to ever find...
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Random Acts of Flyness
Rollerskating to get around your house faster
Doing things standing on one food that you normally do standing on both feet
Remembering to use the British Royal Navy toast of the day
Changing into a new pair of sunglasses anytime people are looking away, so that they think you have magical, shapeshifting sunglasses
Working up a sick dance routine to “One Night in Bangkok”
Writing...
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Foiled
Me: The quickest way to make me not interested in something is to put the word "artisanal" in front of it.
Mom: Artisanal cute boys.
Me: Dammit.
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A Repulsive Interactions Primer
repulsiveinteractions:
I’ve curated a “Best Of” selection from approximately the last year’s worth of posts for new followers and anyone else who is interested:
True answers I have given to questions about what I’m up to these days
The Golden Age of Air Travel
The Death of Nerd Culture
In Which I Attempt To Talk About Tron: Legacy Without Also Talking About Black Swan And Fail Miserably
...
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The beginning of the end of the beginning of an...
Hey everyone, it’s me, your pal Tessa Strain! Welcome to my new-old blog! It used to be about the San Fernando Valley, but those essays are moving over here now (that url should look familiar), possibly to be revisited by me (you of course are at your leisure to revisit them whenever). Don’t worry if some posts are missing right now—it’s all going to be moved thataway in...
